316: C316 Piss Time

C316 Piss Time

Early in the morning, Wendu was slightly woken up.

Wendu didn't see Fire Phoenix at all, he shook his head and said, "I think he must have slept again."

After washing up, he began to cook. First, he washed the snake meat, placed it in the pot and slowly stewed it. He even peeled two potatoes. He cut another piece of wild boar chop into three portions and fried them.

Half an hour later, Wendu clapped his hands in satisfaction. After putting away his tools, he had Xiaoxiao call Phoenix over for a meal.

Fire Phoenix came out of the tent with the same awkward expression as yesterday. "Morning …"

Wendu replied, "Morning!" After that, he took out his phone to have a look.

Fire Phoenix went to wash up with a darkened face. Wendu gave the girl a naughty message before walking away, not far away, as he wanted to have some fun with her.

"Hualala …"

Wendu felt so good that he turned around and was almost scared to the point that he couldn't even lift his pants.

He saw four dark eyes staring at him. These were the two Shadow Leopards from last night.

Wendu clasped his hands, "Master Leopard, I'm sorry, I was just giving the tree some fertilizer …"

Before the two Shadow Leopards could make a sound, they pounced on Wendu.

"Your Second Master's legs …" Wendu threw Tang Yi, Tang Er, away.

"Puchi!"

The two Shadow Leopards maintained their hunting posture, but their bodies only stopped for a moment before falling to the ground.

Wendu patted his heart. "Who can I blame if I let you scare my dad and my father. If I were to let you scare my father, who can I blame if I die now …" "Heh …"

With a whistle in his mouth and one hand holding onto a Shadow Leopard's hind leg, he walked towards his location in a happy mood.

Fire Phoenix and Xiaoxiao were still eating. When Fire Phoenix saw Wendu pulling on something, she almost spat out the snake soup she was drinking. "Shadow …" Shadow Leopard! "

Wendu put the two Shadow Leopards together: "So this thing is called Shadow Leopard, no wonder it's so fast."

Fire Phoenix put down the bowl and chopsticks in her hands and stared at Wendu. "I want to know how you killed the two Shadow Leopards. The wound should be a knife wound, right?"

Wendu threw up his hands: "I just finished peeing, turned around and saw four eyes staring at me."

"You don't know …" Wendu gestured as he spoke: "I didn't even pull up my pants and pulled out two knives. After the two leopards were stunned, I snapped them off."

Fire Phoenix looked at Wendu's performance. She really didn't want to expose him, but what Wendu said was too outrageous. In the end, she decided to expose him mercilessly.

Fire Phoenix asked gently, "Do you think you can believe it? You didn't even lift your pants, why don't you just go up into the sky? "

Wendu felt embarrassed that he had been exposed. However, he was thick-skinned and the awkwardness on his face disappeared in an instant.

He scratched his head. "I know you don't believe me. Let's eat first, shall we?"

Fire Phoenix stared at Wendu for a long while before replying, "Alright, let's eat first."

After dinner, Fire Phoenix told Wendu about what happened last night as well as her analysis of the situation.

Wendu held his chin and thought for a while. Then, he slapped his thigh and said, "Okay, let's go now."

"Bro, are we going to bring these two Shadow Leopards with us?" Little Lick licked his lips and pointed at the two leopards on the ground.2

Ever since Wendu acquired the talent to cook, the culinary skills of the grilled meat was not excessive compared to a 5-star chef, and it was even more outstanding.

"Bring …" Wendu waved his hand and the two Shadow Leopards disappeared from the ground, appearing in Wendu's space.

Fire Phoenix opened her mouth. She had never seen this kind of situation before. She wanted to ask how did Wendu disappear, but since she didn't want to explain, she didn't ask.

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