C1135 Compete Who Is More Shameless
"In the past few years, there have been rumors that Elder Chi Yan's Scarlet Flame Art has broken through the bottleneck of the Mahayana Realm and reached the threshold of the Fire Immortal Realm."
"If he uses his full strength, he will be able to attract the Heavenly Fire to destroy the world."
"Although no one knows whether this rumor is true or not, there is one thing that is certain. If it really falls into the hands of that old monster, the best outcome for us is that there are still a few bones left in the ashes. It won't turn into ashes. "
Yang Xuan did not argue after hearing that. He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Is it so fierce? So our trip to the Shu Lands this time has something to do with that old monster? "
The saintess Red Sparrow nodded and said, "On the Green City Mountain of Shu Lands, there is a cold pond that gathers thousands of years of cold air. I'll soak in it for a while, and then I'll be able to temporarily absorb the burning air from my body for a few months. I'll make sure that old monster is nowhere to be found. "
After Yang Xuan heard that, he directly poked his vitals, "Such a powerful and arrogant Shui Tangzi, if you want to take a bath in it, I'm afraid it won't be as simple as buying two tickets."
The saintess Red Sparrow nodded and did not hide anything. She said, "The Green City Mountain of Shu is the sacred land of Taoism."
"Those bull-nosed Taoists keep saying that they don't fight for the unity of heaven and earth. It looks like they are all good gentlemen."
"But there are only two things that need to be stepped on. The first is the tickets. Whoever dares to enter the mountain and escape will be fined at least ten times the fine. The worst case is that after the fines, they will be left behind to serve as the compulsory ticket seller for a month. "
"After the expiration date, we will decide whether or not we should postpone the mandatory labor by another month based on our performance. However, if we can show enough sincerity, to put it bluntly, we will only be giving enough money, and we will be exempted from punishment."
"Although this rule appears to be a little utilitarian, it is understandable. After all, those bull-nosed old Taoist priests keep saying that they want to ascend to immortality."
"However, since the beginning of Taoist creation, according to what they said, there are only a few who truly ascend to immortality. Moreover, they said it themselves. There is no evidence to prove it."
"Most Taoist priests will be ordinary people for the rest of their lives. Some of them have higher seniority and qualifications. They claim to be sage-like all day long, but they can't avoid eating and drinking."
"In short, before they collectively cultivate to the point where they don't need to eat, drink, and sprinkle, they can't do without the most vulgar money in their mouths."
" It can't be helped. They need money to eat, and they need money to wear Taoist robes. It also requires money for the periodic maintenance and cleaning of the sculpture of the Three Purities' Ancestral Master. Nothing can be done without money. Thus, the matter of the ticket desertion is indeed very important. It directly affects whether they starve to death before becoming immortals. "
"If the first rule is still understandable, then the second rule is somewhat unreasonable."
"That Cold Serene Pond is basically a pool of spring water, but the temperature of this pool of spring water is slightly lower."
"Why did it become Heavenly Eye Holy Water in the mouths of those bull-nosed Taoist priests?"
"If it's really as miraculous as they say, and everyone goes to drink it, wouldn't they become immortals easily? It's really unreasonable! "
Yang Xuan burst into laughter. He gave a thumbs up to the saintess, Red Sparrow, to express his agreement. What he said was simple and reasonable.
In fact, Yang Xuan did not really hate those religious organizations, but he did not quite agree with some of their views.
Especially those things like what happened after death, how they reincarnated in the next life, and so on and so forth.
Not to mention whether there was reincarnation or heaven and hell in this world, even if there was, who had actually seen it before?
Those people who claimed to have seen it before, who could bring out evidence?
In Yang Xuan's view, this was nothing more than a brainwashing technique. The core thought was that you had to unconditionally believe in me and do things according to my thoughts.
I have nothing to give you. I will let you go to heaven after you die, or become rich and powerful in your next life. Anyway, no one can see that thing. You can brag however you want with just your mouth.
Previously in the Dark World, Yang Xuan had met an old monk. That old monk had advised Yang Xuan to let go of his knife and become Buddha.
Yang Xuan asked directly. If the devil could become a Buddha after putting down the knife, then what about those people who had accumulated good karma for their entire lives?
In any case, accumulating good karma is also becoming a Buddha, and letting go of the knife is also becoming a Buddha. So when can this knife not be put away? Why should he be careful about eating vegetarian and accumulating good karma so that he can live a bitter life?
The expression of the old monk at that time was as if a stinky sock had been stuffed into his mouth. His face turned red and he did not know what to say. In the end, he said, "If you do this, you will fall into the King Kong Hell in your next life!"
Yang Xuan's answer was also very straightforward. "If you f * * king continue nagging here, I will let you have a taste of what hell on earth tastes like!"2
After saying that, he placed the dagger on the old monk's neck. The old monk immediately grinned and said." Hehe, then I'll just say it."
Yang Xuan made a sound of tsk. He was even more skeptical about these things.
Yang Xuan did not know what he would become in his next life, but he was a living person in this life. Why did he have to let down the life in front of him just because of an unknown that could not be confirmed?
He was born a human being. If he didn't live a good life, he would entrust everything to his next life. That was just an excuse that trash found for him.
"At that time, if those old Daoist Oxnose dares to stop you, you will burn down the entire Green City Mountain and send them to ascend to the Immortal World in advance."
Yang Xuan teased with a smile.
The saintess, Red Sparrow, turned her head and rolled her eyes. "I grew up in the Land of Hidden Buddhist Kingdom and knew about the outside world. Why do you look like you don't know anything?"
"Green City Mountain has a heritage of over a thousand years. It has been through a lot of ups and downs, but it still survived until now."
"Do you think it was all because of their mouths?"
"For thousands of years, countless famous figures have appeared in Green City Mountain. All of them were Divine Immortal level figures who swept across the Jianghu in that era."
"Although it is a peaceful era now, and Taoists are aloof from worldly affairs, because of this, who can tell how many old monsters have been hiding on that mountain for decades?"
"Let's not talk about other things. The current sect master of this area, Li Xuantong, said that when he was in his early twenties, he used a single sword to defeat the four big sects. After leaving thousands of corpses behind, he returned to the mountain unharmed."
"Based on the time, Li Xuantong is almost a hundred years old now. Who knows what kind of terrifying realm his cultivation has reached in the past few decades?"
"Putting Li Xuantong aside, after all, he hasn't shown himself in the martial world for decades."
"He is said to be the Four Heavenly Masters of Qingcheng City. If he were to pick any one of them, why wouldn't he be an expert who had become famous in the martial arts world decades ago?"
"In any case, this trip to Green City Mountain won't be that easy. It will be hard for us to avoid a few big battles."
"I don't wish to win either. I only hope that those bull-nosed old taoist old taoist old taoist old taoist old taoist old taoist old taoist old taoist old taoist old taoist old taoist old taoist old taoist old"
"Then, looking at my pitiful appearance, I'll make an exception and let me take a bath in the Serene Frost Pond. At most, after I return to the Red Robed Cult, I'll send someone to deliver the golden statues of the three founders of the Three Purities to them."
After Yang Xuan heard this, he felt a chill in his heart. "I say, Big Sister, so you're planning to put on a bitter show."
"Although I'm your bodyguard now, we have to make a deal first. When the time comes, you just have to bear the pain. I'm the one who's most afraid of pain. At most, after you take the beating, I'll apply medicine for you and close my eyes to avoid taking advantage of you."
"Don't try to get rid of your relationship!"
The Holy Maiden Red Sparrow glanced at the tender cherry and said, "I don't know who said that I want to be my boyfriend before."
"Since he's my boyfriend, can he see that his girlfriend was beaten up by a bunch of bull-nosed old Taoist priests and remained indifferent?"
Yang Xuan looked annoyed and smiled bitterly. "It turns out that I dug a big pit for myself!"
"Anyway, I don't care. You did not completely fulfill your duty as a girlfriend. I definitely can't follow the standard of a boyfriend."
"I usually buy you a snack and take photos. If it's not convenient for you for a few days, I don't mind helping you buy all kinds of large plasters that can be used day and night."
"But I still have to wait for you to get beaten up together with you. I have to wait until you become my real girlfriend."
Regarding the moral kidnapping of the saintess Red Sparrow, Yang Xuan was able to handle it with ease. Anyway, it was a process that was more shameless than anyone else. Who was afraid of who?
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