1544: C1544 A Big Cat Has a Horse's Fart!

C1544 A Big Cat Has a Horse's Fart!

Liu Xuan immediately raised his hand and swung the knife down on the kitten's head, teasing it: "You think that it will be beautiful, but you think that it will become a successful person?"

"Do you want to raise a few hundred kittens as your harem?!"

After getting hit by Liu Xuan, the big cat decisively used both hands to cover its head, then covered its head and squatted in defense.

"Miaomiao, of course I won't think about it. I'm only a little tiger that no one loves. How can I become a person as great as boss? This is just my imagination. Hehe."

"At the same time, it also shows how much I admire you, Boss, like torrential waters flowing down an unending river. Boss, you can't hit my head anymore, since that will make me stupid!"

"If I'm stupid, then I won't be your pet anymore."

This big cat's bootlicking skills were really top-notch. Even Liu Xuan himself didn't think his skills were as profound as this tiger's.

Eh, of course, even though Liu Xuan had never flattered anyone before, he had been flattered a lot. Because he had seen too much, it was normal for him.

With this big cat's flattery, Liu Xuan had seen enough people to rank in the top ten.

One must know, he had lived in the cultivation world for more than a thousand years, but he had never met a tiger that could kiss ass as well as this big cat.

Liu Xuan looked at him and said: "You sure know how to talk. If you know how to talk, then say a little more."

"If I want to hear it, then go ahead."

After which, Liu Xuan sat on a chair in front of a shopping mall and looked at the big kitten with a face full of smiles.

At this time, Liu Xuan let the big cat continue flattering him. This was a rather difficult child to deal with. As a tiger that had only been collected for more than a year, the new posture he learned on the internet was limited.

He scratched his head with his big furry claws and finally thought of something.

Then, it changed into an incomparably reverent look as it looked at Liu Xuan and said:

"Boss, do you know?" "What did you make me feel when I was punishing those bad guys?"

Liu Xuan asked curiously, "What is it?"

"It's the gods! Only the gods have such a mysterious power and can directly crush those bad guys. Even that bad guy in the end can't show any signs of resisting anymore."

He even said that he was definitely a deity, it was just too cool!

Too cool! This is too awesome! "

"If possible, not only do I want to become a harem with many beauties like you, boss, I also want to become a righteous, noble, and repulsive super hero that can let go of the vulgar interest!"

"Even the super heroes in those foreign movies can't even compare to one of your fingers. Those super heroes will always cause some trouble.

But you, you have calculated everything, and everything is in your hands! "

"You are the most perfect person in this world!"

"Wait, I finally understand why so many beauties are following you now. It's not because you are a successful person, but because of your charisma!

You are the one woman in the world wants to marry! "

Hearing that the big cat was so fierce that it didn't even flatter him, Liu Xuan couldn't help but smile happily.

Wasn't there a saying? Why people like to have dogs or cats as sons is, of course, because dogs and cats don't lie.

Although this tiger wasn't a cat or dog, it shouldn't be lying.

At this moment, this big cat was completely revealing its true feelings. This was speaking the truth. When this big cat spoke the truth that he was the world's number one perfect man, this made him happy.

"You're not bad. In the future, work hard to cultivate. If you encounter any problems, I can guide you."

You only have the strength of a Human Transformation Stage Grandmaster right now. If you want to be my pet, you'll need at least the strength of a Heaven Realm warrior. "

Then, Liu Xuan explained the realm division to Big Cat.

After hearing this, Big Cat was overjoyed. This time, she had truly obtained the best reward!

As long as it could become a man of heaven, then it could fly into the sky and escape into the ground.

This boss had indeed not made a mistake. He truly deserved to be called the dragon among men!

"Thank you, boss. I will listen to what my boss has to say. After I seriously cultivate, I will strive to be useful to my boss!"

After saying this, it seriously gestured a fist salute towards Liu Xuan with its furry claws.

At this time, Liu Xuan gave it another surprise, "I almost forgot. Didn't your phone break? I'll go with you and buy one. "

When the big cat heard this, she was so happy that she jumped up, "Wuu wuu, boss, you're too good!"

Looking at Big Cat's mesmerized look, Liu Xuan was speechless.

He went to a fruit phone store, and just as he walked in, a young man came to welcome him. Under the young man's guidance, he bought the newest fruit, the Eleven.

After paying the bill, Liu Xuan directly handed the phone to Big Cat, "This fruit phone is a bit hard to use. You can have it for now."

He couldn't finish his words; he could only express his gratitude with his eyes. Then, he grabbed the phone with his claws and left with Liu Xuan.

The shop assistant's brother watched Liu Xuan leave, his jaw agape and his mouth agape.

He had seen people who sold kidneys to buy fruit phones, and had also seen people who sold phones for their girlfriend online, but he had never seen anyone who bought a phone for a cat!

"Perhaps, this is a godly figure!

Too awesome! Too extravagant! The trenches are inhumane! "

The passersby beside him couldn't help but exclaim along with the shop assistant.

Just as he walked out of the phone shop, Bao Qianqian walked out with Li Qing. At this moment, Li Qing was wearing the clothes of a beauty in the city. She wore a white blouse and a black panties skirt.

Her legs were covered in sexy black silk, making her look quite mature.

At this moment, when Liu Xuan looked over, the expression in his eyes changed. It was as if Li Qing had become a completely different person!

His originally dry body had suddenly become plump. Indeed, clothes were what people relied on!

However, Li Qing wasn't used to it. She kept her head down as she walked, and her face was blushing.

As she walked over, Bao Qianqian looked at her and teased Liu Xuan: "Brother Liu, is this the number four you found for us?"

Liu Xuan's face darkened. This woman was becoming more and more impudent. It seemed like she would have to find a moment to enforce the family law on him!

"Don't cause trouble, be careful of the family rules!"

When she heard the family rules, Bao Qianqian blushed.

"Li Qing, follow sister Bao Qianqian well from now on." Liu Xuan explained at the end.

Just then, an old man walked past them from not too far away and said with a sigh, "Hai, young people these days really know how to play."0

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