C473 Long Da Wanted to Die but He Couldn't
"Cuckcuckoo!"
Amidst the chirping of the chickens, the red sun leaped out of the horizon.
The sky gradually lit up!
In a certain courtyard on the south street of Lindu County City.
Loong Dadiao rubbed his swollen head as he opened his eyes in a daze.
"Who told me that the ancient wines are all low-alcohol?"
"Nonsense!"
He muttered.
It was his first time drinking since he transmigrated.
He thought that according to the laws of online novels, the wine brewed by the ancient people would be worse than any drink in the future.
With Loong Dadiao's one pound of Erguotou, he could drink.
No matter what, he wouldn't be unable to drink the natives here.
But who would have thought that he would be drunk!
"It's a pity that I woke up, my sweet dream..."
Loong Dadiao muttered again.
At this moment, although he had woken up from the alcohol, his mind had not fully recovered.
However, he still remembered the beautiful dream he had last night.
In the beautiful dream, he was engaged in a fierce battle with his two wives, making him feel as if he had eaten the marrow.
Even though he had woken up from the dream, he still felt that he was not satisfied.
As his thoughts ran wild, Loong Dadiao stretched lazily.
But in the next moment, his eyes widened, and his stretching movement seemed to freeze.
His face was filled with fear!
"Ah..."
A mournful roar suddenly broke the silence of the early morning!
This roar was like the howl of a malicious spirit.
It was also like the desperate cry of a beast before it was on the verge of death!
It made people cry when they heard it!
"Husband!"
"Hubby!!"
An old, trembling voice and a rough voice that sounded like thunder rang out!
The lovely wife lying on Loong Dadiao's left and right sides woke up at the same time.
They shyly glanced at Loong Dadiao, their expressions unexpectedly carrying a hint of shyness. It was full of affection!
Husband? Husband?
Loong Dadiao's mind buzzed and went blank!
Before his brain could react, his body had already automatically reacted!
"Urgh..."
A large amount of food residue mixed with acid sprayed out from Loong Dadiao's mouth!
He threw up a lot!
He was vomiting so much that even his bile was coming out!
"Husband!"
"Hubby!!"
Seeing this, the two wives' expressions changed dramatically.
Husband (husband) had just woken up from a hangover and was probably feeling unwell, but we didn't prepare any hangover soup for him. This really shouldn't have happened!
The two wives blamed themselves and felt heartache at the same time.
One on the left and one on the right, they leaned towards Loong Dadiao and lightly caressed his back.
"Don't... don't touch me... Ugh... "
Loong Dadiao felt numb all over.
When he woke up, he actually had two ugly wives!
This made him want to die!
No, if it were just ugly wives... Although Loong Dadiao's heart was stifled, he didn't have such a big reaction!
Before he transmigrated, he had been single for thirty years.
Having a woman by his side, even if it was an ugly woman, he might not be unable to accept it!
But what the hell were these two people?
One! It's enough to be my grandmother Loong Dadiao's generation.
The other is even more ridiculous. He is simply not a human, but a pile of fat meat!
Even his facial features could not be seen clearly!
"Heavens, kill me..."
Loong Dadiao's entire body collapsed!
...
For the entire morning, Loong Dadiao was like a walking corpse.
There was no more anger!
Even if he wanted to die, he could not!
That pile of flesh was staring at him at all times.
Once he made any unusual movements, he would immediately be subdued by the meat mountain!
Poor Loong Dadiao, even though he relied on Shiyu to make people misunderstand that he was an Emperor Master.
But in reality, what kind of strength did he have!
To put it bluntly, any graduate from Southern Border Academy could beat him up!
Especially since Shiyu was still pretending to be dead. No matter how Loong Dadiao called for her, she would not appear.
This made Loong Dadiao despair!
He was no match for Flesh Mountain at all.
He could only obediently let Meat Mountain do whatever he wanted!
"Sister, why do you think Husband committed suicide when he was perfectly fine?"
"Could it be that he can't accept us?"
While Loong Dadiao was in a daze, his wife, Fei Shi, asked his sister in confusion.
Her elder sister was naturally the eighty Huang Hua Lao Shi.
Lao Shi's full name was Lao Chuni.
In terms of background, Lao Chuni was actually quite good.
One. Little landlord's daughter.
But because of her high standards, the requirements to choose a husband were extremely harsh.
It caused her to be single for 88 years straight.
Now, the Little Landlord's family had basically all died, and only Lao Chuni was left.
It was only when she was old that she regretted her actions in the past.
Hence, in terms of life experiences, the Fei Shi Fei Bo who came from a cultivator could not compare to this 88-year-old old lady.
"No, sister, you're wrong!"
"It is not that husband cannot accept us."
"It's that he has a death wish to begin with. I suspect that he got drunk last night because of a setback and anesthetized himself!"
"If he can't accept us, he wouldn't have been so brave last night!"
Lao Chuni shook her head and said, but at the end of her sentence, a trace of embarrassment actually appeared on her old face!
Obviously, she remembered what happened last night!
When Fei Bo heard this, a look of enlightenment appeared on her face.
She fiercely nodded her head.
"What Big Sister said makes sense!"
"Looks like during this period of time, I have to take good care of my husband. Don't let him do anything stupid!"
"As for the predicament he is in... Hmph, with me, Fei Bo here, there is nothing unfair about it!"
Fei Bo's tone carried a trace of arrogance.
She walked the path of being fat.
Even though she made herself look like a human, a ghost was not a ghost!
However, her strength was not to be trifled with!
She was only 46 years old.
She was only a step away from breaking through to the Suppress Country Level!
In the Lindu County, she could be considered an expert!
"Then I'll have to trouble little sister!"
Lao Chuni heard this and her old face revealed a gratified expression.
She didn't know much about the matters of the cultivation world.
However, she also knew that her "little sister" wasn't a mortal.
With her help, she would be able to help her husband.
However, this little sister of his was not a mortal.
With this thought in mind, Lao Chuni let out a long sigh of relief in her heart.
When she was old, she tasted the sweetness of marriage. She extremely treasured this kind of fate!
Just as Lao Chuni and Fei Bo were saying "whisper."
There was a knock on the door of the courtyard.
Lao Chuni was stunned.
She was about to open the door.
"Sister, I will go. You rest and rest."
Although Fei Bo's appearance was a bit ridiculous, her heart was actually quite kind. She felt sorry for her elder sister and quickly stepped forward to stop her!
As she spoke, Fei Bo moved her feet and walked towards the main door!
The ground suddenly trembled!
It couldn't be helped, Fei Bo's body was really too large.
Every step she took was as if the earth was shaking and the mountains were shaking!
Creak!
The door was opened!2
A handsome and extraordinary face entered Fei Bo's eyes!
Fei Bo could not help but be stunned!
"May I ask who you are looking for?"
A thunderous voice exploded!
Ye Xun, who was standing at the door, could not help but click his tongue!
Obediently!
This Thousand Jin Great Wa was even more exaggerated than he had imagined!
How many bones had Loong Dadiao broken last night?
An absurd thought flashed through his mind.
Ye Xun hurriedly bowed to Fei Bo.
"Is it sister-in-law?"
"I am Ye Xun. I am the principal of the private school. I am here to look for my brother, Loong Dadiao!"
Fei Bo's fierce face turned warm when she heard what Ye Xun said.
She slapped her thigh and made a bang!
"Aiya, so it is husband's brother!"
"This servant Fei Bo greets uncle!"
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