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668: C668 Like an Idiot

Author: Lang Gao San Chi San Word Count: 7283 Updated: 2025-06-16 03:46:54

C668 Like an Idiot

"So... You've been trying to get me to buy this thing of yours all day? "

The man in the hat felt as if his entire body was trembling and his teeth were about to shatter.

"Yeah, what else?" If I'm not wrong, you're not going to be able to urinate. This has been going on for a long time, believe me. As long as you use this bottle of diuretic, I can guarantee that this problem will be easily solved! "

Continue, Kong Erdan said seriously.

Needless to say, after he finished his sentence, the man in the hat's expression changed.

Even though Shi Dali was standing far away, he could tell that the man in the hat seemed to be moved.

This meant that Kong Erdan's judgement was right.

"You didn't lie?"

"I swear to god, how could I lie? I'm a scientist!"

Kong Erdan said matter-of-factly.

It had to be said that the term 'scientist' was indeed quite a bluff. After all, the man in the hat had hesitated this time, and finally chose to receive the reagent bottle.

"If it doesn't work, I want you to kneel on the floor and apologize to me!"

Gritting his teeth, the man in the hat spoke once again. Obviously, he was quite angered earlier.

"No problem. Kneel for a whole day!"

Kong Erdan continued to smile and said.

At this moment, Shi Dali couldn't help but mutter in his heart, why did this brat suddenly become so eloquent?

He seemed to be a bit of a chatterbox before, but now he seemed to be a swindler?

What kind of scientist was this?

Furthermore... What was he going to do?

Since things had come to this, Shi Dali didn't dare to interrupt anything. Kong Erdan probably had his own plans, so he decided to wait and see.

At this moment, the man in the hat finally opened the reagent bottle after a fierce internal struggle.

Then it seemed like he was prepared to go all out and try, and just like that, he swallowed the entire reagent inside.

Kong Erdan watched him finish the liquor seriously, then turned around and dashed out.

This scene gave the man a fright. He immediately wanted to give chase, but the instant he slipped, he fell to the ground and threw his phone onto the ground.

Although Shi Dali didn't know what Kong Erdan went out for, but out of a sense of trust and responsibility, he took the initiative to walk over.

Shi Dali picked up his wallet and handed it over to the man in the hat, along with his voice.

"Don't worry, he'll definitely be back. Maybe he went to prepare something?"

What he was prepared for was Shi Dali's guess. In fact, he didn't know what Kong Erdan was going to do.

But it was really fast, and this guy just came back.

He had actually dragged in a huge water bucket from the entrance of the public toilet manager.

"Just pee in here later, I'll prepare some mineral water for you, I'll definitely let you have a good day today."

Kong Erdan went out again after saying that to the man in the hat.

This water bucket, in addition to those words, made the man in the hat stand on the spot in a daze.

What was this kid trying to do?

But soon, his entire body shivered.

"Here it comes …" It's really here! "

The man in the hat spoke urgently towards Shi Dali. There was even a hint of excitement in his voice.

Then, he couldn't wait and started to follow Kong Erdan's instructions. Facing the bucket, he planned to start.

It was also at this time that Kong Erdan came back and prepared several buckets of mineral water, just like he said.

"Alright, get busy. I'll come back later."

Kong Erdan clapped his hands with a relaxed expression. Then, he pulled Shi Dali out of the toilet, leaving the man in the hat to urinate while the others watched him urinate.

"No... I say, big brother, what are you doing? What program was this? Can you let me see it? "

Finally coming out of the toilet and smelling the fresh air outside, Teacher Shi asked Kong Erdan with his eyes wide open.

From start to finish, he had been watching with his mouth agape.

"Hahahaha, didn't you say that you want me to prepare some results? This is it! "

The excited Erniu answered immediately.

At this moment, Shi Dali suddenly felt like he was an idiot. He couldn't keep up with other people's thoughts at all.

"What is it?" Get someone to pee? "

After asking until the end, Teacher Shi continued to ask.

But this time, Kong Erdan waved his hand mysteriously.

"You can't say that. Hurry up and see that big shot. You'll understand when the time comes."

This guy obviously didn't want to tell Shi Dali about his suspense. Although Teacher Shi desperately wanted to know, he could only give up in the end because time had indeed been delayed for a long time. Mr. Le Shaan was probably already waiting for this.

Thus, the duo suppressed all their doubts and walked along the street. Finally, they stopped outside a small courtyard.

Dong, dong, dong!

Taking a deep breath, Shi Dali knocked on the door.

After about 10 seconds, the sound of footsteps could be heard from inside as the door opened.

The one who opened the door was a middle-aged man in his fifties. He looked at Shi Dali and Kong Erdan and then revealed a smile.

"You should be Teacher's disciples, right?"

"Yes, I am Shi Dali, his name is... "Kong Erdan."

This kind of introduction was a bit awkward, especially regarding Kong Erdan's name. Previously, Shi Dali didn't even think of asking for his real name, but now, this was the only way to introduce him.

"Sir told me before, his name is indeed Shi Dali! Come in, he's waiting for you. My name is Changshun, and I'm the housekeeper who takes care of this courtyard. "0

The middle-aged man nodded and smiled as he let them in. At the same time, he introduced himself.

They also greeted each other and entered the yard with Shi Dali in front and Kong Erdan behind.

This place wasn't very big, it was just a simple little courtyard. It was just that it was very quiet and quiet, just like the streets outside. It was very comfortable.

Following Chang Shun into the front room, Shi Dali saw Mr. Le Shaan as well as two similarly white-haired men beside him.

Because there was an introduction on the phone. Although Shi Dali wasn't sure yet, he had almost guessed that these two were his two brothers.

"Dali is finally here, these two are your seniors. They also heard that you were coming, so they purposely came here. Otherwise, it wouldn't be easy for me to meet them …"

With a smile, it could be seen that the old man was very happy.

It had to be known that this was the first time his three disciples were gathered together, so this moment was indeed beautiful, especially when he saw Shi Dali. His joy seemed to have dispersed from the bottom of his heart.

However, the current Kong Erdan was out of place with this atmosphere.

Because he was looking at his watch with a straight face, as if he were counting time.

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